Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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