puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Randomize