Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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