He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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