And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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