i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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