Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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