you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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