My nipple is on Facebook.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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