your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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