i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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