He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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