You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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