I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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