Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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