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Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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