Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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