Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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