Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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