she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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