just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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