We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
try to milk me bitch
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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