awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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