"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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