operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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