i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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