he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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