sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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