You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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