i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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