So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
