It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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