She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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