Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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