...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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