what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Never joke about your clitoris.
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