I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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