Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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