i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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