You work out of a Hotel?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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