I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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