white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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