nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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