somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Pappa wants mamma naked
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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