We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
More tranny stories later!
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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