YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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