Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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