i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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