Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think I am morally bankrupt
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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