i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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