He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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