its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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